KK was back at the Toon last night. His presence motivated Newcastle to a 4 – 1 FA Cup win against Stoke. KK didn’t get involved with the team before the game, instead he sat with the club’s owner and chairman in the stands. The supporters were well prepared, many holding up signs with messages like “Heaven Keegan”, Messiah Returns” written on them. Now Footy Boots rarely leans on the side of caution, apart from when McClaren managed England of course, but we are concerned that the Geordies are being hyped up a little too much.
KK “I mean I haven’t watched a game of football, live, since my last game at Manchester City and I can’t even remember what game that was.” That was nearly 3 years ago. “What could drag you back into football KK?” “Nothing.” That was KK in October! watch the video
Owen In Bother
We hope Michael Owen made a mint out of his autobiography, because it could see his time at Newcastle cut short, a little like the little man himself actually. Owen, like many other high profile footballers, sold his soul for a big cheque in exchange for an autobiography, which might just come back to haunt him. Here is the best line he wrote about his new manager KK. “I really started to resent him – not as a man, but as a manager.” Best start licking some behind Michael. link
O’Leary Snubs Ireland
Quickfire Transfer News
No Say’s Fred – Lyon striker Fred has said no to a move to Tottenham, to rub salt in the wounds of the North London club he said “I haven’t received any good offers.” link
McFadden to Birmingham – James McFadden is free to talk personal terms with Birmingham after Everton accepted an offer for the Scottish forward. link
Defoe Wanted! – Jermain Defoe is on the wanted list of both Newcastle and Aston Villa. A change of fortune for the follicly challeged forward who was told by Spurs they didn’t want him. But why with Owen, Viduka and Martins would Newcastle want him? Oh yes, KK is back isn’t he…. link
Nevillino’s – Manchester United are set to sign the Brazilian’s answer to the Neville brothers. A £5.2 million deal has been struck with Fluminense, for the Silva twins. Legend has it these guys can dribble with the ball too! link
Darren Bent – Still no offers!
WAGs (wives and girlfriends)
Sven’s former WAG Nancy Dell’Olio, is not backward about coming forward – a bit like Sven with the ladies you say? In an interview talking about another one of those silly celebrity contests she said “I’m seen as a fashion icon here and in other European countries and that’s down to my personality and sense of elegance.” Sure Nancy picture
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