Gerrard’s Gangsta Threats
It’s been revealed that Steven Gerrard was threatened by a Liverpool gangster who wanted to shoot him in the legs. Fortunately Gerrard arranged for the ‘Fixer’ to sort the gangster out. How Robbie Savage keeps his pins is anyone’s guess.
Four British Teams In Europe
Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United are in the Champions League semi finals and Rangers have progressed to the Uefa Cup semi finals. Only Arsenal were eliminated after a cracking game at Anfield. Jens Lehmann knows why Arsenal went out:
“I told (Wenger) he needed experienced players in his team for such important games. He did not share my view and I do not think he has been successful, the results speak against his choices.”
Let’s start the petition here, Lehmann for Manager, Arsene out!
Modern Football Boots No Good For Gray
The man who knows everything there is to know about football, Andy Gray, has told the nation that modern football boots don’t offer enough protection. Speaking during Man Utd’s win against Roma, Gray’s comments will no doubt knock millions off the stock prices of Adidas, Nike, Puma NOT. Richard Keys is thought to have totally agreed with Gray (as its probably in his contract that he’s got to) and then had his third shave of the day before feeding Gray grapes and dabbing his moist temple.
Adidas Owns Three Stripes
Adidas went to court and one a ruling to prevent other companies using similar designs on clothing. Word has it that buoyed by the Adidas success, Kappa are targeting the Kama Sutra for infringement.
WAGs (wives and girlfriends)
David Beckham, fresh from gaining his 100th cap, has been talking about how he and Posh first got together: ‘For the first three months it was amazing because no one found out about us being together. We loved that because we could sneak around. Our first kiss was in the car park of a restaurant.’ Rebecca Loos said the same thing.