Egg chasers amongst you (that’s rugby players for the uninitiated) will be aware of the worrying trend that Stade Francais seem to have for wearing dodgy coloured rugby shirts.

*Update! The Mercurial Vapor VI is available to order now!*

UPDATE: See picture’s of the new Mercurial Vapor IV Berry also known as the Mercurial Vapor Rosa football boots and get the official lowdown. Right here – Mercurial Vapor IV Berry

Mercurial Vapor Berry

Even though most of them are 6′ 8″ and built like brick s**thouses, they’ve turned out for the past few seasons in shocking pink. Yes, we know they’re French and that excuses a lot.but pink!

Until now, football has been safe from such radical fashion statements, but from what we hear, perhaps not for much longer.

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Pink Vapor

Called the Mercurial Vapor Berry, expect to see the Mercurial Vapor IV help male footballers get in touch with their feminine side very soon.

We’ve seen the images of the Vapor Berry and are keen to learn whether you would feel comfortable gracing your local park in a pink football boot. Either send us a comment below, or use this email link to let us know.

Remember, you heard it here first. Pink football boots. Yes, pink. Next they’ll be telling us that Lindsay Lohan is gay. What? She’s dating who? B****r.