Having begun his 2 week mule train trek to Moscow for the Champions League final (all the flights were full of Uefa officials, marketing men and the bloke who's got the CD with that bloody pre-match music on it) Andy Kay stops off in Cologne to file his latest Oh Kay column.

Fresh from a run in with his gardener when warming down after completing his latest Oh Kay column, Andy Kay demands the CCTV footage before letting fly.

Andy Kay dons his Avram Grant face mask, gets all grumpy and has another moan in Oh Kay.

In this week's Oh Kay, our correspondent Andy Kay hits the target as surely as Tal Ben-Haim's boot did with Petr Cech's face.

Unlike Everton's Yakubu against Derby County, Andy Kay fires home from 6 yards in another Oh Kay special.

More celebrated than the Johnstone's Paint trophy, Andy Kay takes aim aim with another Oh Kay broadside.

Much to the annoyance of media referee’s, Andy Kay goes in with all studs showing in another hard hitting OhKay! column. Ramos blind spot? What is it about the water in North London? Ask Arsene Wenger to comment on a contentious incident concerning one of his players and the Frenchman will nearly always state that [...]

Another week and another about turn from the man in charge of global football and massive rant from Sir Alex. Andy Kay lights the blue touch paper and retreats to a safe distance. Blatter nonsense How much does Sepp Blatter cost Fifa in travel expenses? Probably quite a lot bearing in mind they have to [...]

In the week that 41 year old Teddy Sheringham announces his retirement, 44 year old Andy Kay, showing excellent fitness, continues a pace with another OhKay special. Ta Ta Teddy For the past 26 seasons, one name has seemingly popped up on a team sheet somewhere in the country. From Millwall to Manchester, Portsmouth to [...]