does anyone know where you can boot alans balls

As the person who actually came up with the idea of white boots – I can tell you that Alan’s version above is not quite on the nose.  I knew that Hummel – being new to the UK market – needed something to make the jump from Adidas.  So, that was the idea and we sold it to Alan and he was terrific.  His first boot WERE  his own Adidas boots which WE had painted white for him in Heckmondwyke!!!  After that we improved the boot enough to have them used by Alan Hinton and others and we also made red ones which were worn by Charlie George of Arsenal and Tommy Smith of Liverpool.   Before we launched with Alan Ball at the Charity Shield match we had sold just 5000 pairs since people thought it would be ‘girlie’ to wear them.  In the first hour of Monday morning AFTER the Charity game we sold 15000 prs in the first hour.
That is the true story.
Brian Hewitt